February 2012
apocalypsemania:
hello humans I am here to internet
ROONEY MARA
d-angelo:
omg let me get inside you
omfg rooney mara be mine
1 tag
reason i haven't been bloging
it’s been snowing for three days so i haven’t been able to talk myself into getting out of my bed
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
ever since people started being able to answer shit privately i haven’t been able to gain followers lol
how are people supposed to find my fabulous blog
obesealpaca:
Things to say on a date
depending on how well this goes I may or may not need a diaper change
my mom is going to pick me up at 8 is that ok
is papa gettin lucky tonight
let me call my mom really quick and ask her if that’s okay